Time for the page we've all been dreading the most... I am thine holy disciple, Maximus, and I am the webmaster of this fine site.

Coming from the poverty-stricken streets of 13th century England, I, a lone orphan, was adopted and raised by a clergy of priests, saved from the agonizing clutches of hunger, filth and sickness. I became a disciple of the Lord, and... that's all a lie. Biiiig fat lie. I'm from Canada, having been born and raised in Ontario. I'm a man, and my pronouns are he, him and his. This holy disciple is in a very happy relationship with my beloved partner & future husband, Sid.

I'm starkly pro-fiction (a "proshipper," as people like to call it these days) and the only thing I'm "anti" is harrassment. Antis are free to interact with me, but know that I think you're a puritan nutjob and, honestly, kind of stupid.

As for my faith... I am mildly religious, but I don't consider myself a Christian like my persona may lead one to believe. I'm certainly not one of the bigoted ones, if that was a worry in anyone's mind. I just think Jesus is a good guy. I consider myself to be very progressive, very pro-... anything left-wing, really.

I LOVE music (who doesn't?), and I'll listen to just about anything... musical theatre is a very big interest of mine, but showtime tunes are far from all that I listen to. I love anything "heavy"— whether it be punk rock, melodic death metal, or anything else alternative, really. I'm not too big on pop but I listen to some stuff in that genre, too. I have a... sort of extensive CD collection? It's hard to tell just how big it is without someone else's to compare it to, but it's about ~75 CDs overall.

I like to create, whether it be writing, drawing, or something else entirely. Especially when it comes to fanworks. Hopefully I'll share some of that here, someday. As for what I like making fanworks for... well, we'd be here all day if I listed them all. I'm big on cartoons and anime, but there's a good share of live-action stuff I'm into, too. Shoutout to Sid for getting me into most of this stuff.

TV Shows: Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, Supernatural, The Good Place, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers (Bob x Mr. Fischoeder OTP), Danny Phantom, Spongebob, Bojack Horseman, Metalocalypse, Centaurworld
Movies: Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2, Avatar, Sweeney Todd
Anime: Erased, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, School-Live! (my personal favourite), Rascal Does not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, Beastars, The Disasterous Life of Saiki K, Naruto... definitely more, which I may or may not add later.
Video Games: Ace Attorney, League of Legends (big on this one, especially), Team Fortress 2, Overwatch, Pokémon, Guts & Blackpowder, Specter
Bands: Twisted Sister, Mr. Bungle, Dethklok, Shin Guard, Oingo Boingo, Reel Big Fish, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pavement, Will Wood and the Tapeworms, System of a Down, Children of Bodom, Sloppy Seconds, Gwar

Some quick extra tidbits about me: I have two eyebrow piercings, my favourite colours are yellow and purple, and I own a sick electric guitar I still need to learn how to play.

Anyway... I'm an awkward mess, and I'm bad at talking to people, but feel free to use the shoutbox, e-mail me, message me... whatever's most convienent. I hope you, yes, you, like my site, and that it's not too big of an eyesore. That's kind of the point, though, haha.

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